At any rate, one of the stalls was out of service, so I utilized the one that wasn't broken which, presumably, she had just left. I get in the stall and, voila!, she had peed all over the seat. All over it. And not just a little bit. There was all kinds of pee, and she hadn't flushed the toilet, so there was pee in there too (not sure how that's the case, seeing as how there was so much on the seat).
Why oh why do women pee all over the seat and leave it like that? Believe me, this isn't the first time that this has happened to me. The stall had seat covers, so if you don't want to put your bare ass down on the seat, use one of those. Don't like that and want to use the "hover" technique instead? Fine, but clean up after your damn self. After all, if you're loathe to clean up your own pee, why do you think someone else will want to do it for you?
Seriously, I just don't get it. I don't know why people are so afraid of toilet seats (I've sat on many without the protection of a seat cover and have yet to contract any diseases or cases of crabs). And I don't get why people think they're too good to clean up their own pee.
Of course, someone came in and was waiting for me to finish as I was cleaning up after Miss Prissy. I'm sure they were wondering why I was taking so long. I was rather angry. As I came out of the bathroom, I discover that Miss Prissy was not only sitting right next to the bathroom, but facing it. I suppose that takes a lot of balls to pee all over the one working toilet, not clean it up, and then sit there to look your victim in the eye.
But of course, she didn't look me in the eye. I shot her the dirtiest look I own, but as soon as I came out of the bathroom, she became very interested in her beverage. If you know it's wrong, ladies, then don't do it.